i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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