I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter