what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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