I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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