I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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