how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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