so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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