After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
either way he was missing a nipple.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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