If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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