i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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