i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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