I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
