so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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