She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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