So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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