the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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