told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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