I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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