your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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