when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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