Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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