Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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thus making me awesome and them whores
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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