so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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