Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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