K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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