I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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