I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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