Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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