does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm both gender and math confused
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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