what day is it and did you see me today?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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