Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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