so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
wow bdsm is so cute
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