all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
wow bdsm is so cute
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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