Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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