So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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