Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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