turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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