are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
