It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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