Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just had sex bonerless
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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