You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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