Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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