I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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