thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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