come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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