she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Walk of Shame today included voting.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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