I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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