And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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