What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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