I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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