STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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