I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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