Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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