do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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