Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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