i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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