So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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