I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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