We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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