if i can run in heels then i can drive
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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