All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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