I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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