ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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