So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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