Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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